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Postby gothic_spleen » Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:22 am

1) any Chan movie.....his acting sucks

2) Titanic......best part was when it fucking sank.

3) Tremors 3......WTF?

4) Kingdom of Spiders.....when is shatner gonna die?

5) I agree....White noise....god it sucked



ok best Old movie ever....Vincent Price....Ill give u a hint

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Postby Coor » Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:03 pm

ophelia wrote:The new Stepford Wives (oh God)

Left Behind

Dirty Dancing

Spice World

Everything with the Olsen freaks


I love you. Except...I am a girl so I have a soft spot for Dirty Dancing...but yes...it does suck.

And movies that suck in every way possible:

-Field of Dreams
-Anything with Bette Midler as a jewish woman
-Field of Dreams
-Save the Last Dance
Field of Dreams


We must have babies together...There are soo many Bette movies that are sooo bad, I couldn't pick just one.

8.Any VAn DAmme flick


Fuck off. Bloodsport was awesome.

I'll have to come back to think of just 5...but a few to never see...

1. D.E.B.S.- I think the point was like a younger Catholic school Charlie's Angels...where thegirl from Fast and the Furious plays a lesbain detective...I'm not sure what it was about...It was that bad.

2. Red Water...Kristy Swanson and Lou Diamond Phillips (what kind of name is that anyways?) star in this intese low budget film about a shark attack in the Mississippi River. Also staring Coolio.
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Postby B_Ko » Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:22 pm

I just found out that Quentin Tarantino owns one of the last remaining 35mm reels of Manos: The Hands of Fate. That goddamned lucky bastard.
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Postby Bone » Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:13 pm

#1 - Napolean Dynamite
#2 - Napolean Dynamite
#3 - Napolean Dynamite
#4 - Napolean Dynamite
#5 - "Almost" anything that is a sequel

Personaly I believe the only reason that anyone tells you that Napolean Dynamite was even a good flick, is they dont want to be the only sorry bastards to have sat through the worst piece of shit ever put on film.
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Postby gothic_spleen » Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:21 pm

Bone wrote:#1 - Napolean Dynamite
#2 - Napolean Dynamite
#3 - Napolean Dynamite
#4 - Napolean Dynamite
#5 - "Almost" anything that is a sequel

Personaly I believe the only reason that anyone tells you that Napolean Dynamite was even a good flick, is they dont want to be the only sorry bastards to have sat through the worst piece of shit ever put on film.


omg...holy shit...well put...thats going on my facebook quotes...lol...rofl...im about to piss im laughing so hard
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Postby TiredUnhappy » Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:43 am

Spice world

That uh...Britney Spears movie I chose to block out of my mind. You know, where she dances around in little boy underwear...

Titanic

The saddest music in the world (do not watch this, unless you are on alot of drugs. Only then will it make sense)

Any pokemon movie. (sorry closet pokemon fans..)
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Postby gothic_spleen » Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:10 pm

TiredUnhappy wrote:
Titanic

The saddest music in the world (do not watch this, unless you are on alot of drugs. Only then will it make sense)



i really think that the worlds terror organizations use the soundtrack, to convince them that blowing up westerners is a good thing.....if i had to sit through that movie, or hear the soundtrack again, I would strap a damn bomb to my chest.... :puke:
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Postby TiredUnhappy » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:23 pm

gothic_spleen wrote:
TiredUnhappy wrote:
Titanic

The saddest music in the world (do not watch this, unless you are on alot of drugs. Only then will it make sense)



i really think that the worlds terror organizations use the soundtrack, to convince them that blowing up westerners is a good thing.....if i had to sit through that movie, or hear the soundtrack again, I would strap a damn bomb to my chest.... :puke:


well...now I know what to get you for christmas. :twisted:

I really didn't hate the movie until I was "requested" to play (on piano) the entire soundtrack. I mean I like to play, and the songs are easy...some are ..remotely fun to play....but that is what ultimately made me hate the movie. oh yeah, and because of the shitty acting and the fact that it won several academy awards...that too.
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Postby gothic_spleen » Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:24 am

TiredUnhappy wrote:
gothic_spleen wrote:
TiredUnhappy wrote:
Titanic

The saddest music in the world (do not watch this, unless you are on alot of drugs. Only then will it make sense)



i really think that the worlds terror organizations use the soundtrack, to convince them that blowing up westerners is a good thing.....if i had to sit through that movie, or hear the soundtrack again, I would strap a damn bomb to my chest.... :puke:


well...now I know what to get you for christmas. :twisted:

I really didn't hate the movie until I was "requested" to play (on piano) the entire soundtrack. I mean I like to play, and the songs are easy...some are ..remotely fun to play....but that is what ultimately made me hate the movie. oh yeah, and because of the shitty acting and the fact that it won several academy awards...that too.


if u get me the soundtrack.....be sure to include a good supply of syntex, and some primer cord, and det cap. that would be one hell of a christmas
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Postby Russo » Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:00 pm

The worst movie of all time? A History of Violence. I don't see how anybody could possibly consider that movie worthy of an Oscar nomination. The academy must have had their heads so far up Cronenberg's ass they couldn't see the screen. The acting was horrendous, the plot was predictable, and that sex scene.... *shudder* The only ray of light in this shitstorm was the impressive gore.
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Older topic, but what the hey

Postby faeryrealm » Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:11 am

In no particular order:

Star Wars Episode 1 (courtesy of Mannequin Skywalker, as if George's dialogue wasn't bad enough in itself. Overall I AM a Star Wars junkie, tho)

Urban Cowboy

Dracula: Dead and Loving It

I invoke the eternal spirit of Boris Karloff the almighty to smite the Jim Carrey version of How The Grinch Stole Christmas

And am I the only person on the planet who thinks Gone With The Wind would have been far better had Rhett chased Scarlett with a cleaver? And caught her?
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Re: Older topic, but what the hey

Postby footprintzinthesand » Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:46 pm

faeryrealm wrote:And am I the only person on the planet who thinks Gone With The Wind would have been far better had Rhett chased Scarlett with a cleaver? And caught her?


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