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worst movies ever made (list five)

Postby Grace Unhearing » Wed Aug 25, 2004 8:19 pm

I know there are so many to list, here are my 5

1.Forest Gump(Do I need to explain?)
2.message in a bottle(just plain bad)
3.Bram Stokers Dracula(Bad accents, over acting,bad casting)
4.Any Vin Diesel movie
5.Crow:City of angels(Why did they even make this film, They should have left well enough alone)
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Postby Onibubba » Thu Aug 26, 2004 8:50 am

So glad to finally hear someone agree with me about the Gump! I don't think I've ever felt angrier or more offended while sitting in a theater. On that note, these are not poorly made films, just films I really disliked:

1) Gump
2) AI
3) Simon Birch - a despicable version of the wonderful book by John Irving, A Prayer for Owen Meany. Sentimental bullshit.
4) Pretty Woman - Isn't being a prostitute great! Shopping :D !!!
5) Toss Up Vote - The Postman or Waterworld - So many crappy Kevin Costner movies, so little time...
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Postby satanskitten » Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:24 pm

Mortal Kombat : annihilation
Shutter and Scream
Silence of the Hams
Troll 2
Ankle Biters
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Postby Nigredo » Thu Aug 26, 2004 4:46 pm

1. Troll (BAD.)
2. Troll 2(just BAD BAD BAD.)
3. Resident Evil (good if you like action movies.)
4. Resident Evil 2 (Not scary, just action only.)
5. Catwoman (Rip off of The Crow.)
Their are alot more. Kill these movies. :lurkkill:
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Re: Movies

Postby Flamegrape » Thu Aug 26, 2004 6:32 pm

Frostmourne wrote:4. Resident Evil 2 (Not scary, just action only.)

Ah. Prejudice. The movie hasn't been released yet.
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Re: Movies

Postby Nigredo » Thu Aug 26, 2004 8:44 pm

Flamegrape wrote:
Frostmourne wrote:4. Resident Evil 2 (Not scary, just action only.)

Ah. Prejudice. The movie hasn't been released yet.


I have seen the preview and it is more of an action movie. It might be a great action movie. I just might see it.
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Re: Movies

Postby satanskitten » Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:02 pm

Frostmourne wrote:
Flamegrape wrote:
Frostmourne wrote:4. Resident Evil 2 (Not scary, just action only.)

Ah. Prejudice. The movie hasn't been released yet.


I have seen the preview and it is more of an action movie. It might be a great action movie. I just might see it.


aww come on...it's an action movie with zombies.... :woot:
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Postby white_darkness » Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:43 pm

With the resident evil commentary, two ancient rules have sprung to mind.

Ancient rule one (created after the first video game translation of a movie):

Thou shalt not maketh a video game in a movie's image, for it shalt suck the big one.

Ancient rule two (created after the first movies based on a video game):

Thou shalt not maketh a movie based on a video game, for it shalt suck the big one.
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Postby downbeforetheworld » Fri Aug 27, 2004 5:11 pm

1. Boxing Helena (dont get me started)

2. Elephant (If you like it, great for you, but i thought it was the worst thing I have ever seen..) (except boxing helena)

3. XXX ( praise god for the eject button)

4. Do the right thing ( yeah okay)

5: Daredevil (i am sure there are worse, but at the moment this is the best i can do)
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Postby Nigredo » Mon Aug 30, 2004 12:27 am

5 More Films.
1. Highlander 2 (What were they thinking.)
2. Howard the Duck (one of those 80's film that should not had been.)
3. Batman and Robin (Yea.)
4. Batman Forever (Please stop it.)
5. From Dust till Dawn 2 Blood Money (Just a bad way to stick it to the vampires.)
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Postby Onibubba » Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:08 am

[quote="downbeforetheworld"]1. Boxing Helena (dont get me started)

4. Do the right thing ( yeah okay)

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Wow...Those were some really interesting suggestions. These 2 especially piqued my interest. I also deplored Boxing Helena. It was essentially a wimpier version of Greenaway's A Zed and 2 Naughts. Very dissappointing. Do the Right Thing though...Hmmm. I'll have to watch this again. I haven't seen it in years, but I do remember feeling very sympathetic to Danny Aiello's character and unsure as to what the point of the whole film was. Was doing the right thing trashing a pizza joint? I haven't thought about this film in a while, now I'll have to give it another shot.
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Re: Films

Postby satanskitten » Mon Aug 30, 2004 1:51 pm

Frostmourne wrote:5 More Films.
1. Highlander 2 (What were they thinking.)


Amen...and if I hear " You have to watch the Renegade version, then it makes sense" one more time I think I may kill someone. Cause that version didn't make any more sense than the original.
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Postby elasticwings » Tue Oct 26, 2004 8:33 pm

1. Vampirella direct to home video movie
2. The Joel Schumacher Batman movies
3. feardotcom
4. Lost Souls
5. Hard Target

I remember renting the Vampirella direct to home video a long time ago, and it has to be by far the worst low budget film I have ever seen. And it's still a mystery to me this day how they let Joel Schumacher do another Batman movie after Batman Forever. Lost Souls was extremely pointless. And I hate pretty much everything Jean-Claude Van Damme has done, but Hard Target has to be the worst. Especially with that son of a bitch old guy that's supposed to be Creole or whatever, but he really just ends up speaking bad English with no accent.
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Postby junkie christ » Fri Oct 29, 2004 7:44 pm

whats the name of that vanilla ice movie... cool as ice maybe?
thats one

van helsing. god that was horrible

the forgotten was hands down one of the biggest terds ive ever seen.

mortal kombat annihilation was horrible

howards end is a big terd

forrest gump is horrible

boxing helena was already mentioned, ill agree with those reasons

that snoop dog flick.. bones... god that movie sucked.

days of thunder.. VOMIT

legends of the fall VOMIT

scream 1, 2 ,3.. scream was so fucking bad i keep a posted of the first movie in my house so when people compliment it I CAN HIT THEM.

i know what you did.. 1,2. i know what you shouldnt have done, made these goddamn movies...

urban legend... crap

but CAST AWAY is probably my alltime most hated flick.

i could do this all day. really. ive seen so many shitty movies
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Postby rec|use » Fri Oct 29, 2004 10:20 pm

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Postby The Fallen » Sat Oct 30, 2004 6:23 am

  1. Repo Man - If there was a movie that just keeps getting worser and worser right up til the end, it's this one.
  2. Dungeons & Dragons - Another Hollyweird "let's take a good idea and ruin it for everyone" debacle
  3. Batman Forever - A kinder, gentler Batman... my ass, it should have been called Mr Freeze and Robin.
  4. 28 Days Later - Grrr, I'm angry!! WTF?!?
  5. Showgirls - Nuff said.
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Postby rec|use » Sat Oct 30, 2004 10:49 am

please add
the labyrinth
and
the dark crystal

to my list
to finish it off


both these movies blow
so does legend (minus tangerene dream on the sound track tip)
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Postby Russo » Sat Oct 30, 2004 12:18 pm

In no particular order:

1. The Grudge (see my review)
2. Battle Royale II (doesn't even compare to the first one)
3. The Haunting (ugggh)
4. Skinned Alive (horrible, though it is fun to make fun of it)
5. Wendigo (lame movie about Indian spirits... or a werewolf... or a stalker... or something)
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Postby junkie christ » Sat Oct 30, 2004 12:23 pm

from dusk till dawn 2
i forgot that terd.
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Postby The Fallen » Sat Oct 30, 2004 1:24 pm

oh and I should add:
6. Her Majesty's Secret Service - The one Bond who was Australian, just didn't fit into the mix
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